Douche 1: I really like this chick, what should I do?
Douche 2: Start sending her anonymous cock pics.
Douche 1: Nah, I’m already doing that to Josh.
Overheard by: Jess
Chapel Hill, NC
Gay As A Goose
Guy: That guys is really the president of [LGBT club]?!
Girl: Yeah.
Guy: He should be the mascot; if he were any more flaming, this building would burn down.
Overheard by: Disgusted
Chapel Hill, NC
BAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Asshole: I like my women how I like my sheep, shaved and fucked.
Overheard by: yourmom
Manhattan Starbucks
But was she wearing a straw hat?
919: I fucked my first Chinese girl last night.
407: Nice! What did she look like?
919: They all look the same.
In Soviet Russia
Under the fold for x-rated content
